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Where house

“Alright we here but I need to tell you something important. That light switch over there doesn’t work in fact it actually sometimes breaks the generator”. “Ok but what do we need to do here”. “Well it says that we need to find the toilet paper”. “Well let see where it is” *click*. “What did you do”. “I flicked the light switch”. “What did I tell you about the lights”. “Oh that”. “Now we need to find the toilet paper in the dark”. “Why can’t we just fix it”. “Because we don’t have the tools let alone qualification to do so”.

The Phone Call

“Hi yes I’d like to order a large cheese pizza”… phew now I just need to make the call. I need to order a pizza for me and my friends but no ones brave enough to do it so they sent me out to do it. If only I could just press something and pizza would arrive instead of having to make a horror call it’s terrifying. What if they think I’m a weirdo, or maybe they judge me, or maybe the’ll think I’m underaged… can you be underaged to eat pizza. No matter I have to make this call.

The mushroom child

After carefully sneaking out of his oak house and through the dark forest the wistful little mushroom spotted a large river in his way. He found a small make shift raft made from a wrinkled old rotting tree and used the one oar next to it to paddle his way over. He crossed the river for what felt like hours. He had just broken the one rule his father told him not to break which was never to go past the forest. A wave of guilt fell upon him as he felt hungry. he treaded slowly further away from the river

A future or not

I woke up in some sort of futuristic tube I sat… or lied  there for a bit before a tall humanoid robot opened the tube. It said that I have been sleeping for 162 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 47 minutes and 8 seconds. I got up and robot lead me to a cafeteria of sorts. It went up to another person asked him would you like peanut butter on your bread. No’, he said, ‘I like Marmite.

Then I started hearing birds then it snapped. This was all a dream. And then I woke up.

The Statue Of A Corpse

Running through the forest he was. He was screaming as he was being chased by something he looked back and turned to stone. 73 years later he was discovered in Western Australia. He was moved to a facility for 7 months before he was transported to Queensland where he was set up as an attraction, later that year he was moved to New Zealand where he still sits to this day. No one knows the truth behind this statue. Some claim that they can still hear the screams of the man.

The thing that killed him is still a mystery.

An Imposter Among Us

It’s been 48 hours since the ship took off I’m just getting to know my fellow crewmates.

After a bit, Yellow came running to us all screaming and saying that Cyan has been murdered so we all organised a meeting. We need to find who did this because we all know that there is AN IMPOSTER among us. The orange one spoke first, he said that he saw Cyan entered weapons and followed by White. I looked at my suit I was White, I panicked as everyone turned to me, I replied, “but I would never kill anyone” but it was too late.

Toy rocket

I was searching through my shed when I found my super Astroney rocket complete with a alien shooting super Astroney action figure.. So I went outside in front of my driveway and set the toy rocket and pressed the button but I was disappointed when it just wouldn’t take off. So I figured, do they still make these. So I got in my car and drove to the city where the toy shop was, and when I got to the toy shop I went in and to my surprise there was a brand new super Astroney…blah…blah. Then I drove home because I didn’t really want to buy It.